Top Tea Party organizers have announced an effort to do the opposite of what they claim to stand for. Hilarity ensues.
Some bunch of Tea Party
opportunists asshats delusionals self-appointed poobahs have decided to try and organize the assorted independent Tea Party groups and govern their efforts. Mark Skoda from Memphis announced a new umbrella organization called the National Tea Party Federation, formed with that objective.
How exactly they intend to organize and govern a bunch of people whose sole openly announced unifying affinitive trait is their opposition to organized governance was not discussed in detail, but I’m sure they’ll be getting around to that part of the plan real soon.
Among the New Rules from Skoda are, apparently, No Bigots and No Violence, a claim that strains credulity considering the agendas of their announced affiliates. According to unconfirmed reports, at least a dozen independent Tea Party outfits have already set up betting pools speculating on the date and time when the damn Bohunk Usurper will be shot.
Skoda also claims that the Tea Parties have a total of 500,000 members nationwide. In comparison, there are an estimated 25 million regular followers of the LOL-Cats movement. Hang In There, Tea Partiers! With a little governance and organization and unification and submission to authority, you could in about twenty years approach the political influence of Crazy Cat Ladies.