What with the Horns beating up on my alma mater, the Giants beating the Cowboys (you know, Felix, you coulda held onto that football. Oh, and Jason: If you’re gonna spike a pass you missed, don’t back-kick it to your defender!) and my fantasy football team doing … nearly as well as the real-life teams I follow … I can hardly wait for next week. Note to Mike Leach: Taylor Potts is NOT the next Graham Harrell. He might even not be the next Sonny Cumbie. Fellow ‘Boys fans: Tony Romo doesn’t usually have two games this egg-sucking-dog bad in a row, so next week should be better.
Giants fans: Your team played a really good game tonight.
Longhorns fans: If Sam Bradford stays out another week y’all should be No. 1 in the Big XII. Where in the world did you find that defense?
Note to Michael Crabtree: you ain’t as good as you think you are. Suck it up and get into uniform, or admit you’re not NFL material now. Since you dropped out of college after your sophomore year, and the overseas league isn’t interested in you, you should seriously reconsider holding out for next year’s draft. A year of doing nothing will not look good on your resume, and whatever your sports agent’s shining you on with, it’s not your best interests. You’ll be really lucky to make the practice squad if you don’t hurry up.